oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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