I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
