I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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