Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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