Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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