Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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