That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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