no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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