is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I think my fart just growled at me.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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