ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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