she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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