I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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