I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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