people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just gift wrapped bread.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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