how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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Sober January is a disaster.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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