He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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