I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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