i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I AM VODKA MAN
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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