your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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