omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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