I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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