whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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