i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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