So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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