I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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