You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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