It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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