i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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