My cat gives me a boner
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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