He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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