do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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