i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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