five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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