My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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