Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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