well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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