All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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