I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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