its not stalking. its research.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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