When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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