she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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