Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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