I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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