i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
