i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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