I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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