I don't usually arrange sex via text message
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I want to have your abortion
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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