all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
