they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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