somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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