i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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