I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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