I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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