But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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